You mean you've never heard of Passaic Parc of Wellesley, Massachusetts? That's OK. We're really not surprised. Because, unlike many conventional advertising agencies, we focus on making a lot of noise for our clients, rather than for ourselves.

Since 1989, Passaic Parc has been crafting defiantly unconventional marketing campaigns for a roster of blue-chip clients - with awesome results. We've set records for over two dozen clients in areas such as sales volume, lead volume and return on investment.

During one hugely exciting five-year streak, our lead-generation mailings all had a response rate of two to 20 percent. Not bad for an agency founded by a guy from Jersey (for the record, the rest of our stellar team is not from New Jersey).

Passaic Parc can produce integrated marketing campaigns that involve direct mail, print advertising and electronic media. But we've set our sights higher: we're out to change the course of marketing history. So we're intense, objective, demanding and brutally honest. We're also not for everybody.

You can get a good idea of what Passaic Parc is all about just by cruisin' our Web site here. If we seem like your kind of crowd, e-mail us or call Michael Granoff at 781-431-0150 x14.